Pet Potty Professor Gifts

"I thought he was house trained, he hasn't flushed."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Math Teacher

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

Protoplasm

Dog training

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

I will not waste chalk kid...

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

"I can tell you're an excellent teacher."

When scientists come out of retirement.

Did You Miss Me?

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

'Of course I respect him more than you - He's house trained!'

"They're not home.."

Final Exams Today

Our staff are well trained and can deal with most situations calmly and patiently.

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

Dog Quiz

"I'll admit, Billy Jenkins' note does look forged...but then again, he did have it notarized!"

Student getting attention with foam sports hand.

Teacher's Lounge