Pet Potty Professor Prints

"I thought he was house trained, he hasn't flushed."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Math Teacher

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

Protoplasm

Dog training

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

I will not waste chalk kid...

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

Did You Miss Me?

"I can tell you're an excellent teacher."

Our staff are well trained and can deal with most situations calmly and patiently.

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

Final Exams Today

'Of course I respect him more than you - He's house trained!'

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

"They're not home.."

Dog Quiz

"I'll admit, Billy Jenkins' note does look forged...but then again, he did have it notarized!"

Student getting attention with foam sports hand.

Teacher's Lounge

"Miss. Did you ever actually meet Julius Caesar?"