Teacher's Pet Aficionado Prints

"I have at least two hours worth of homework."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'Home Schooling'

Math Teacher

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Empty Headed Schoolboy

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

K9 Literati.

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"Tonight... Hemingway."

Did You Miss Me?

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

'Think Basics.'

"I can tell you're an excellent teacher."

Our staff are well trained and can deal with most situations calmly and patiently.

Final Exams Today

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

"I'll admit, Billy Jenkins' note does look forged...but then again, he did have it notarized!"

'Sir, one question... When will we know if we've run-out of invisible ink?'

Student getting attention with foam sports hand.

"Miss. Did you ever actually meet Julius Caesar?"

Teacher's Lounge

"Teachers are lucky, they don't have to do homework."

'They canceled school today -- the teacher couldn't find her hand puppets.'