Pet-loving Student Prints

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Christmas Pets

"Your love gives me strength."

"Humans are strange."

Math Teacher

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Chasebook

Trust

Separation

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Examination.

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"Cat park"

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Dog Day Afternoon

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'