Teacher's Pet Sympathizer Prints

'You say your homework was burned up by global warming? Nice try, Timmy.'

'Home Schooling'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Math Teacher

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

Empty Headed Schoolboy

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

K9 Literati.

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

'Here's my report card and here's my personal disclaimer.'

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Did You Miss Me?

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

'Think Basics.'

"I can tell you're an excellent teacher."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

Final Exams Today

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

Our staff are well trained and can deal with most situations calmly and patiently.

"I'll admit, Billy Jenkins' note does look forged...but then again, he did have it notarized!"

Student getting attention with foam sports hand.

'Sir, one question... When will we know if we've run-out of invisible ink?'

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

"I taught him to shake hands, and now he's running for congress!"