Teacher's Pet Sympathizer Gifts

'You say your homework was burned up by global warming? Nice try, Timmy.'

'Home Schooling'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Math Teacher

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Empty Headed Schoolboy

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

K9 Literati.

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

'Here's my report card and here's my personal disclaimer.'

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

'Think Basics.'

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

"I can tell you're an excellent teacher."

Did You Miss Me?

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

"They think it's easy being the bleedin' bluebird of happiness!"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

The minister's a sub, so we're all going to sing the wrong hymn, pass it on …

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

Our staff are well trained and can deal with most situations calmly and patiently.

Final Exams Today

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

"I'll admit, Billy Jenkins' note does look forged...but then again, he did have it notarized!"

Student getting attention with foam sports hand.

'Sir, one question... When will we know if we've run-out of invisible ink?'

'Good old fashioned turkey shoot.'

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