Spoiled Pet Sympathizer Prints

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Separation

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Pampered?"

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

"They think it's easy being the bleedin' bluebird of happiness!"

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"Stop coding the dog, Fred! He should have to bury his bones himself!"

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

'Good old fashioned turkey shoot.'

"You're so spoiled! You have your favorite food and toys and you're still not happy! What more could you possibly want?!"

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

'No, honey, grammy is in heaven.'

"I taught him to shake hands, and now he's running for congress!"

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

"Enough with the criticism!"

"Happy 126th birthday, girl!"

Man to complaints clerk: 'My dog just died and I think my wife's cheating on me.'

"You spoil that dog...."

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'

Sorry to hear about your accident.

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

Innocent Civilians

'Don't worry Vicar. He's only looking at you like that because you're eating off his plate...'

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

'Stop Fred, don't taunt this one: He's a guide dog...'