Pet-loving Student Pillows

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

Christmas Pets

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Your love gives me strength."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Chasebook

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

Math Teacher

"Humans are strange."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Trust

Separation

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Cat park"

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Dog Day Afternoon

Examination.

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'