Teacher's Pet Aficionado Pillows

"I have at least two hours worth of homework."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'Home Schooling'

Math Teacher

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Empty Headed Schoolboy

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

K9 Literati.

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"Tonight... Hemingway."

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

Did You Miss Me?

'Think Basics.'

"I can tell you're an excellent teacher."

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

Final Exams Today

Our staff are well trained and can deal with most situations calmly and patiently.

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

"I'll admit, Billy Jenkins' note does look forged...but then again, he did have it notarized!"

Student getting attention with foam sports hand.

'Sir, one question... When will we know if we've run-out of invisible ink?'

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

Teacher's Lounge

'They canceled school today -- the teacher couldn't find her hand puppets.'

"Teachers are lucky, they don't have to do homework."