Quirky Teacher Enthusiast Pillows

'Sir, one question... When will we know if we've run-out of invisible ink?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'Home Schooling'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"Remember double negatives are a complete no-no."

Global Education

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

Benjamin Franklin

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Beginning of the school year

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

"He gave me an 'F' on my resume."

'It actually stands for 'substitute' but it keeps the children in line.'

When scientists come out of retirement.

'Think Basics.'

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

"I give all new teachers the same advice. First you have to get the attention of the class. Can you quack like a duck or juggle two books in the air?"

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

Student about substitute teacher that is a sub sandwich: 'We got a good lookin' sub today.'

Keep students on their toes...

'Do you have to explain nutrition with a pie chart?'

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

School boy

There were occasional moments when she questioned her decision to work with truly gifted students.

'Oh look, I a flying saw sir.'

"Our curriculum focusses less on rote memorization and more on putzing around."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'It was neat! - they have flat-screen blackboards!'

'They canceled school today -- the teacher couldn't find her hand puppets.'