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'Sir, one question... When will we know if we've run-out of invisible ink?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'Home Schooling'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

Global Education

"Remember double negatives are a complete no-no."

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

Benjamin Franklin

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

'It actually stands for 'substitute' but it keeps the children in line.'

'Think Basics.'

"He gave me an 'F' on my resume."

Beginning of the school year

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

"I give all new teachers the same advice. First you have to get the attention of the class. Can you quack like a duck or juggle two books in the air?"

'Do you have to explain nutrition with a pie chart?'

Student about substitute teacher that is a sub sandwich: 'We got a good lookin' sub today.'

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

School boy

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

There were occasional moments when she questioned her decision to work with truly gifted students.

"Our curriculum focusses less on rote memorization and more on putzing around."

'Oh look, I a flying saw sir.'

'They canceled school today -- the teacher couldn't find her hand puppets.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'It was neat! - they have flat-screen blackboards!'

'A sinkhole ate my homework...?'