Teacher's Pet Enthusiast Pillows

"He's such a brown-noser. He gave the teacher an apple and a carrot."

"Oh Miss Rosales, you forgot to assign us homework!"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

'Home Schooling'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

Math Teacher

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Empty Headed Schoolboy

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

K9 Literati.

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

Did You Miss Me?

'Think Basics.'

"I can tell you're an excellent teacher."

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

Our staff are well trained and can deal with most situations calmly and patiently.

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

Final Exams Today

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

"Just pay attention and you might learn a few new tricks."

"I'll admit, Billy Jenkins' note does look forged...but then again, he did have it notarized!"

'Sir, one question... When will we know if we've run-out of invisible ink?'

Student getting attention with foam sports hand.