Pet Pandemonium Pro Gifts

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Doggy Bites

Quiet Quitting

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

'He's allergic to talc! You'll have to give up the baby!'

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

"Is this your work?"

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

'Oh look, John, it's Chirpie who's been firing darts at the cat - and all this time we thought it was the children.'

"You're the one with the fancy forensic psychology degree; you tell me which one of them did it."

Dog: "Have you noticed? He looks more like me all the time."

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

"Bad dog!"

'Uh-Oh! There goes the neighborhood.'

"Between being totally aloof or obsessively curious, it's a full day."

"Wait, you've never tried destroying a sofa?!" "Dude, it's so much fun, and harmless." "You've tried catnip, right? Oh, but tons! You have to!" "Cat peer pressure"

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

'Just as I feared! It's ringworm! You'll have to give up the kids!'

"OK, she's here. Whatever happens, I love you more."

"My cat doesn't like being given pills either...."

"That's the trouble with pets. They're so destructive."

'He's about five ten...dark brown hair...slim...'

"In this family we have a constant power struggle!"

Man holding sign reading, 'The End is Near' meets pregnant woman wearing a T-shirt saying, 'The Beginning is Near.'