Puppy Pandemonium Lover Gifts

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Jr. cloning kit

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Dogs

Puppies

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Puppy.

New Year's Eve party for dogs

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Dog Calenders.

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"I see a couch."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"All By Myself, Dad?"

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

"We'll take him."

"Bruno, sit."

Headshot of perky dog.

K-9 Garten