Puppy Pandemonium Partner Gifts

"That's the trouble with pets. They're so destructive."

Barks in code.

Canine Companion

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Dog Sees Only Food

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'He's barking mad!'

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

"Thanks for walking me home."

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

Dogs and humans greet each other.

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

Preschools for Dogs

'We double-dog dare you.'

...or how about this gorgeous little puppy ma'am? He's a Labrador Collie cross.

"We should get together sometime and pee on things."

'It's a wonderful new drug...a sort of injectable garlic.'

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

In our family son, we don't "fetch", we "retrieve"...

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

'If Jimmy can't come out and play, can his little puppy?'

"You're the one with the fancy forensic psychology degree; you tell me which one of them did it."

"Just tell me he still doesn't have that darn frisbee!"