Puppy Pandemonium Lover Pillows

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Jr. cloning kit

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Puppies

Puppy.

Dogs

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

New Year's Eve party for dogs

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

"I see a couch."

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

Headshot of perky dog.

"What's worse, that or this?"

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"All By Myself, Dad?"

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"