Pet Pandemonium Enthusiast Pillows

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

The Karate Kitten.

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

'The cat did it.'

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

Dog makes cats float with helium.

'They're for a friend.'

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

'If provoked - his remarks can be scathing.'

Looking for a cool cat.

'Not all my kids went to the dogs...some of them went to the cats.'

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

"I can’t chase you today … he’s in one of his moods."

"She has to find just the right spot."

Snowman picking up snow dog poo