Pet Pandemonium Enthusiast T-Shirts

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

The Karate Kitten.

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

'The cat did it.'

Dog makes cats float with helium.

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

'They're for a friend.'

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

"I can’t chase you today … he’s in one of his moods."

Looking for a cool cat.

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

'If provoked - his remarks can be scathing.'

'Not all my kids went to the dogs...some of them went to the cats.'

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

"She has to find just the right spot."

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."