Pet Owner Wisdom Gifts

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

Cat at Surprise Party.

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"Now how did she know?"

Too Much Coffee Man

"Oh f*ck yes. Let's make these f*ckers live for-f*cking-ever."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

A Provocative image from ancient Egypt which suggests not only that dogs exist, but also that they are graciously willing to accept out primitive Earth foods.

"My one regret is not napping more."

'We spoil that dog.'

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

"Objects in mirror are closer than they appear" "I love you!"

Parrot annoying dog.

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

"Reminds me of that Claes Oldenburg sculpture we peed on in Chicago."

Garden of Earthly Delights

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"