Pet Owner Wisdom Pillows

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Home Sweet Home

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

I know, it's so hard not to laugh every time that kid crawls by wearing just a poop bag.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Cat at Surprise Party.

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"Oh f*ck yes. Let's make these f*ckers live for-f*cking-ever."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"Now how did she know?"

Too Much Coffee Man

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

A Provocative image from ancient Egypt which suggests not only that dogs exist, but also that they are graciously willing to accept out primitive Earth foods.

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

"My one regret is not napping more."

'We spoil that dog.'

Cat and Dog Fights.

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

Garden of Earthly Delights

Last of the Christmas presents.

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"Objects in mirror are closer than they appear" "I love you!"

'I knew I should have used mistletoe instead of catnip.'