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Clancy: Training Pets

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Pick me!"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Cat box"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Man's best friends."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'She's just great with the children.'

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

No littering...

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Soft Spot.

'I think he's lonely.'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'How about a walk!'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'