Pet Couple Advisor Pillows

'I'm referring your love birds to a marriage counselor.'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

'Rasputin has been declawed: Pass it on...'

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

"If you're looking to adopt a dog that's good with cats, may I suggest Ruffus."

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

Re-home Sweet Home

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

"He said eat some grass and call him in the morning."

Free Associating.

Sometimes he rubbed her the wrong way - which really rubbed her the wrong way.

On the Job Training - Happy Mother's Day!

"In my day, dogs slept outside in a doghouse." "But... this is nice."

So your idea is that we reorientate our global production to place more emphasis on small chewy things that taste of meat...EVERYBODY'S opinion is of value( even if some may be of more use than others)

Clancy: Training Pets

Family looking to buy a dog.

"I don't really need to go out, but as his best friend and life coach, he needs the exercise."

'And this is Mr Blagstock our chief salesman.'

"Down, Hubert Blaine Wolfesch-Legelsteinhausenorf Sr.!"

Do you suppose that out there somewhere, there are other goldfish in other bowls?

'Don't worry about being lost: If you're microchipped, they'll find your home...'

Dinosaur flushing his human pet.

I'll bark, and you bark the first thing that comes to mine.'

“It’s not working because you’re on the wrong side of the fence – look, I’m pulling and it’s not working. I can’t believe you don’t see this …”