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Clancy: Training Pets

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Pick me!"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Cat box"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'She's just great with the children.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Man's best friends."

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

No littering...

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I think he's lonely.'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Soft Spot.

'How about a walk!'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press