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'And do you, Randall, take Linda and her cat that doesn't like you?'

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Home Sweet Home

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Collies Without Borders

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

"The club scene is really changing."

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

"Now how did she know?"

"Oh f*ck yes. Let's make these f*ckers live for-f*cking-ever."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Landing That Tough Account

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

A Provocative image from ancient Egypt which suggests not only that dogs exist, but also that they are graciously willing to accept out primitive Earth foods.

"My one regret is not napping more."

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

'We spoil that dog.'

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

Last of the Christmas presents.

"Objects in mirror are closer than they appear" "I love you!"

"Reminds me of that Claes Oldenburg sculpture we peed on in Chicago."

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

'I knew I should have used mistletoe instead of catnip.'

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

Cat and Dog Fights.