Pet-inclusive Weddings Prints

'And do you, Randall, take Linda and her cat that doesn't like you?'

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Collies Without Borders

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

"The club scene is really changing."

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"Oh f*ck yes. Let's make these f*ckers live for-f*cking-ever."

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"Now how did she know?"

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

A Provocative image from ancient Egypt which suggests not only that dogs exist, but also that they are graciously willing to accept out primitive Earth foods.

Landing That Tough Account

"My one regret is not napping more."

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

'We spoil that dog.'

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

Cat and Dog Fights.

"Objects in mirror are closer than they appear" "I love you!"

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Reminds me of that Claes Oldenburg sculpture we peed on in Chicago."

Last of the Christmas presents.

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

Why dogs stick their heads out of car windows.