Pet-friendly Couple Prints

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"This never happened."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Collies Without Borders

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"Your love gives me strength."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Humans are strange."

Pet Entertainers

"You're completely screwed up."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Sonata for Piano and Dog

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

State of the Art Dog.

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

Landing That Tough Account

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"I'm afraid we'll have to keep him overnight. Are you going to need a loaner?"

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'