Pet-friendly Couple Pillows

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Collies Without Borders

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"This never happened."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"Your love gives me strength."

"You're completely screwed up."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Humans are strange."

Pet Entertainers

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Sonata for Piano and Dog

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

State of the Art Dog.

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

Landing That Tough Account

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

"I'm afraid we'll have to keep him overnight. Are you going to need a loaner?"

His master's voice

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'