Dog-themed Nuptials Gifts

Dogs getting married have puppies carry their tails.

Playing Fetch.

Foster failure

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"He was a sea rescue."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"You're completely screwed up."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

"He ran out of pee."

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

"And here are today's categories...."

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

Dog Bookends

'Who's best friend are you?'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Secret Service Dogs

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

'We spoil that dog.'

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'