Dog-themed Nuptials T-Shirts

Dogs getting married have puppies carry their tails.

Playing Fetch.

Foster failure

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"He was a sea rescue."

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"You're completely screwed up."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

"And here are today's categories...."

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"He ran out of pee."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"Your profile said you were a dog."

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

Secret Service Dogs

Dog Bookends

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'Who's best friend are you?'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

'The Big Beg Theory'

'We spoil that dog.'

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."