Pet-friendly Venues Gifts

A bar for dogs

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Cat Show

"You're completely screwed up."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"The club scene is really changing."

Dog Birthdays

"Cat park"

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"Now this is a dog park!"

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

Landing That Tough Account

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

Yes, I am a Sphynx-Cat, and yes, I am called "Fluffy". My Master has a sick sense of humour...

"What's our policy on pets?"

"Yep, that's water retention."

"I did it!"

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

'Waiter, can you tell me where the ladies' tree is, please?'

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.'

"It says best of show at Westminster, impressive. But do you know how to type?"

'And do you, Randall, take Linda and her cat that doesn't like you?'

'You can speed it up if you want.'

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."

Putting the pets out.

Cat show success.

'Declawed, Denutted and Deranged.'

'Let's go before everyone starts telling their stupid owner stories.'

No Humans Allowed

"Next time make two trips."

Dog Show

Irony.