Pet-friendly Venues Pillows

A bar for dogs

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"You're completely screwed up."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"The club scene is really changing."

"Cat park"

"Now this is a dog park!"

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

Landing That Tough Account

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"Yep, that's water retention."

"What's our policy on pets?"

Yes, I am a Sphynx-Cat, and yes, I am called "Fluffy". My Master has a sick sense of humour...

"I did it!"

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

'Waiter, can you tell me where the ladies' tree is, please?'

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.'

"It says best of show at Westminster, impressive. But do you know how to type?"

Putting the pets out.

'You can speed it up if you want.'

'And do you, Randall, take Linda and her cat that doesn't like you?'

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."

Cat show success.

No Humans Allowed

"Next time make two trips."

'Let's go before everyone starts telling their stupid owner stories.'

'Declawed, Denutted and Deranged.'

Dog Show

Rescue Dogs.

Irony.