Pet-friendly Partier Pillows

"The club scene is really changing."

Sloaney Pony.

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cat Nip.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"I was almost that last year."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Join me in a Martini?

Early photobombing

Bubbly

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Beers

Wolf Karaoke

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Margarita

Karataoke

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Santa does a keg stand.