Pet-friendly Partier T-Shirts

"The club scene is really changing."

Sloaney Pony.

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cat Nip.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"I was almost that last year."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Bubbly

Early photobombing

Join me in a Martini?

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Wolf Karaoke

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Beers

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Margarita

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Scottish party

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Santa does a keg stand.