Pessimism Gifts

Pessimists v Optimists.

Beware of Cynic.

'There, Mr Optimist. Now how full is it?'

"There was a time when I'd have dismissed him as a crank."

'I make certain all my clients are pessimists...they don't expect to win.'

'It happens.'

Things are never as bad as they seem - they're usually much, much worse.

'You can always count on Walter to make the worst of a good situation.'

All my silver linings have clouds around them.

"You say half full, I say half empty."

The end of the world is nigh.

Special Pessimists' Edition: Snakes and Snakes.

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

'Taking guard' 'The pessimist'

"'Relax!' You said 'What's the worst that can happen?'"

"I don't like hearing happy stories."

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

'Would you say this glass is half empty or half full?'

'He always was an optimist.'

"Maybe I'm jaded, but it seems like nothing's worth smelling anymore."

"Maybe you should be depressed, your life isn't that great."

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"Breakfast is my favorite meal because the day hasn't been ruined yet."

"Nothing's special today."

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Arthur Schopenhauer

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

"Look on the dark side."

Doom & Gloom

Tom's last day.

"Everything in your life has gone smoothly. That's a violation of Murphy's law."