Pessimist Society. Thought for Today: This is the worst day of the rest of your strife.
Pessimist Thinker Gifts
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Pessimists Club: 'About my computer date inquiry...I assume all the good men are already taken...'
Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit
Arthur Schopenhauer
"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."
Untold Love Stories. The Shadow and Pollyanna. It's no use, Lamont, you know what evil lurks in the hearts of men and I believe there's good in everybody.
Pessimists v Optimists.
Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.
"Show me a man who's optimistic about the human race..."
The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -
'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'
"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."
"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."
"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"
'There, Mr Optimist. Now how full is it?'
"Look on the dark side."
Doom & Gloom
Tom's last day.
'I make certain all my clients are pessimists...they don't expect to win.'
The End is Near art gallery opening.
"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"
"Everything in your life has gone smoothly. That's a violation of Murphy's law."
"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."
"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."
Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'
'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'
"Die alone"
"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"
"Maybe you should be depressed, your life isn't that great."
"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."
'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'
'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'
A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.
Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!
'Taking guard' 'The pessimist'
Pessimist Thinker Gifts Collection
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