Personality Quirks Lover Gifts

"The test results have come back - you ARE a t**t."

"I love you, you big fool."

"You don't whisper anymore."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Storage Unit of Love

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'I even love the way you snore!'

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

Freak Family.

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Flatware Follies.

Andy Warhol

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

How do they know me so well?

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

Mouse on mouse action.

Tapeworms Need Love Too

Your shoulders are like silk. For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.

Helena Bonham Carter

'Who says it has to be tongues?'

'Oh yeah. . . she's the one that has a great personality.'

"I found you running wild. Ungroomed and lacking social skills. Today, you're a trophy partner."

"I want you to have it. It's a lock of my hair replacement."

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'

"Always standing out from the crowd."

#1 Jerk-off