Personality Quiz Lover Gifts

How do they know me so well?

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

"I know. But I think I can change him."

Film Star Robert de Niro

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

City centre pub.

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"The test results have come back - you ARE a t**t."

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

"Can you characterize yourself in five words."

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

When psychiatry works too well!

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

"Get that de Kooning sneer off your face. This is Turner!"

Big Quiz. -900. +4800. +7230. Ernie, can you believe he calls himself a "smart appliance"?

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

"You're a very complex carbohydrate."

He claims to be a Freudian, but he's Jung at heart.'

And it goes without saying that...

I think we've been riding in circles. I can't find the outpost anywhere! You can't see the fortress for the trees!

'...and according to our star signs we're perfectly matched!'

"And now - Tomas de Torquemada, you have two minutes on your specialized subject; 'The sketches of Monty Python...'"

'My mind keeps wandering into restricted areas.'

"Now that I know my personality type, I have an excuse for behaving exactly the same."

"For some odd reason, finding some more faults makes me love L.A. even more."

Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different outcome is a standard definition of insanity. It also sums up five years of therapy.

Anton Bruckner

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic.'

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

"What's the matter, cat got your tongue?"

'Doc, this is your lucky day! I'm having a yard sale of my collective unconscious!'