Big Personality Lover Gifts

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

'His ego is out of control.'

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

Call it Tough Love.

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

"Look on the dark side."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"The test results have come back - you ARE a t**t."

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

Ben Foden Brings Flair and Adventure to the Party

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

Candles In Bed

Rory McIlroy

"Hon, it's been more that four hours. Shouldn't we call the doctor?"

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

'Will you marry us?'

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

My job does not define me.

'You may not believe this, but even though we're siamese twins, our personalities are quite different.'

'Actually, I'm more of a control nut - not a control freak. A nut is a freak you kind of like.'

Five Fundamental Forces

"Do you mind if I write in 'owner'? I'm running out of line space for 'entrepreneur'."

"He's a bit OCD with his spaghetti."

Pre-Existing Conditions

"Why can't you be more like the guy you are on Facebook?"

'Not the 'Grizzlydog2576'? I love your posts!'

'You have a dual-personality, sir, and I think we can use both of them.'

'I never seem to fit in anywhere...'

'I like Jazz dance, rollerblading and strip malls. And, well, that's me in a nutshell.'

"My husband is a introverted man."

'It always has to be about you, doesn't it?'