Big Personality Lover Prints

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

'His ego is out of control.'

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

"Look on the dark side."

"The test results have come back - you ARE a t**t."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

My job does not define me.

'Will you marry us?'

"Hon, it's been more that four hours. Shouldn't we call the doctor?"

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

'You may not believe this, but even though we're siamese twins, our personalities are quite different.'

'Actually, I'm more of a control nut - not a control freak. A nut is a freak you kind of like.'

Five Fundamental Forces

"Do you mind if I write in 'owner'? I'm running out of line space for 'entrepreneur'."

"He's a bit OCD with his spaghetti."

"Why can't you be more like the guy you are on Facebook?"

'Not the 'Grizzlydog2576'? I love your posts!'

Pre-Existing Conditions

'You have a dual-personality, sir, and I think we can use both of them.'

'I never seem to fit in anywhere...'

"My husband is a introverted man."

'I like Jazz dance, rollerblading and strip malls. And, well, that's me in a nutshell.'

Characters Caricaturas.

'It always has to be about you, doesn't it?'

"I'm not either a control freak!"