Personality Quirks Lover Pillows

"The test results have come back - you ARE a t**t."

"I love you, you big fool."

"You don't whisper anymore."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Storage Unit of Love

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

Freak Family.

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Flatware Follies.

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

How do they know me so well?

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

Tapeworms Need Love Too

Mouse on mouse action.

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

'Who says it has to be tongues?'

"I found you running wild. Ungroomed and lacking social skills. Today, you're a trophy partner."

"I want you to have it. It's a lock of my hair replacement."

'Oh yeah. . . she's the one that has a great personality.'

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'

"He has a limited vocabulary - but boy, can he kiss..!"

"Always standing out from the crowd."

#1 Jerk-off