Personality Critique Lover Pillows

Pre-Existing Conditions

Film Star Robert de Niro

"I know. But I think I can change him."

Marley had a little lamb

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

"Well, Tarzan, after spending all your time in the jungle, could you handle working in a small cubicle? And yes, there is a dress code, so you'll have to replace that loincloth with a suit and tie."

"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

"The test results have come back - you ARE a t**t."

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

Nutty Assistants

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

When psychiatry works too well!

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

Tunnel of what passes for love these days. Tickets.

Evolution of love

"We had to lay off most of the staff to pay for the consultants."

How do they know me so well?

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

"A guy can fall in love with a smile, then make the mistake of marrying the whole girl."

"You're a very complex carbohydrate."

Fake Diplomas

He claims to be a Freudian, but he's Jung at heart.'

'My mind keeps wandering into restricted areas.'

"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

"Do you mind if I put this on instagram?"

"Ugh... Jerry Saltz is totally junking up my feed again."

Hosni Mubarak blinks

Relationship problems.

"Well, the x-rays show you have a little arthritis in your hands, but mostly they're just poorly drawn."

A man smoking a post-coital cigarette sees a woman leaving a note in a suggestions box.