Periodic Table Appreciator Gifts

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"I speak Latin, you know."

"My kid could do that."

"I like to stay on top of things."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

"An economic downturn has forced one company to become leaner and meaner! Even shutting down the office rumour mill, and throwing 27 people out of work!"

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

Polygon man.

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"

"Do we really have to use these plates?"

Risk assessment offered to punters.

"I think we retire too many numbers."

"Once you've stood up for one actor, you're not allowed to sit back down for the next."

'Play Beethoven's Fifth and this ten pence piece is all yours!'

An Arrow Shaped Desk.

"Blimey, who'd have thought that at this level of play a contestant would stoop to an illegal false belly."

'It's not that I mind you criticizing my spelling - it's just that this happens to be Algebra!'

Everyone

Raining chemical elements.

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