Periodic Table Appreciator Pillows

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"I speak Latin, you know."

"My kid could do that."

"I like to stay on top of things."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

Museum of Science. Periodic Table of Elements. Curie. Einstein. "Curium" is named after the Curies and "Einsteinium" is named after Albert Einstein --- Maybe they'll name an element after me one day! They can call it "delirium"!

"An economic downturn has forced one company to become leaner and meaner! Even shutting down the office rumour mill, and throwing 27 people out of work!"

Petition to ban petitions from outside this market.

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

Polygon man.

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"

"Do we really have to use these plates?"

Risk assessment offered to punters.

"I think we retire too many numbers."

"Once you've stood up for one actor, you're not allowed to sit back down for the next."

'Play Beethoven's Fifth and this ten pence piece is all yours!'

An Arrow Shaped Desk.

"Blimey, who'd have thought that at this level of play a contestant would stoop to an illegal false belly."

Fe is the chemical symbol for iron, atomic number 26. Sometimes the periodic table of elements seems like high school, full of cliques and gossip. Hydrogen and oxygen atoms spend lots of time hanging out together while elements like Argon and Radon are loners, never bonding with others. Gold, Au, and Silver, Ag, are the rich elements, but I honestly think iron the the most popular. I can't believe iron thinks "rusty" is a term of affection!

'It's not that I mind you criticizing my spelling - it's just that this happens to be Algebra!'

Everyone

Raining chemical elements.

'You're a high-frequency trader, and I'm a high-frequency tweeter. Cool.'

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