Perching Artist Gifts

bird interprets modern art

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

Cake

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

The Boss.

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

Deforestation in Romania

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

Cake Writer's Block

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."