Perching Artist Mugs

bird interprets modern art

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

Cake

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Garden of Eden and scrumping

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

The Boss.

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

Deforestation in Romania

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

Cake Writer's Block

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'I still write all my novels longhand.'