Perch Philosopher Mugs

Looking for a perch philosopher-themed mug? Our witty mugs are perfect for sparking reflection and chuckles, ideal for their morning brew or thoughtful coffee breaks.

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'Hello. Have you ever thought about your afterlife? I've got some literature I'd like to share with you.'

'Hello. Have you ever thought about your afterlife? I've got some literature I'd like to share with you.' mockup

'Hello. Have you ever thought about your afterlife? I've got some literature I'd like to share with you.'

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"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!" mockup

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

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reincarnated worm...

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"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!" mockup

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

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He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him. mockup

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

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It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems... mockup

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

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bird interprets modern art

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Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?' mockup

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

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"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top." mockup

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

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Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

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"This aquarium is such a nice prison." mockup

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

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You can't get what up

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"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long." mockup

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

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'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!' mockup

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

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Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel. mockup

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

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Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!' mockup

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

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"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?" mockup

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

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Bird Watching with Binoculars

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"Forget it - she's out of your league." mockup

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

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'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?' mockup

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

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"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?" mockup

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

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'Pretend you don't notice him.'

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'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.' mockup

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

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"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother." mockup

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

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"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours." mockup

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

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"Cat got your tongue?"

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"My husband is fishing. . ."

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Fish Food

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"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the ﬁrst motorcycle gangs"

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the ﬁrst motorcycle gangs" mockup

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the ﬁrst motorcycle gangs"

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"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."

"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster." mockup

"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."

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'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.' mockup

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

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'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!' mockup

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

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"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..." mockup

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

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Perch Philosopher Mugs Collection

Perch Philosopher Pillows

Find pillows that combine comfort with wit, perfect for adding a contemplative touch to their favorite chair or sofa.

Perch Philosopher Prints

Browse inspiring prints that celebrate the thoughtful and creative nature of perch philosophers—ideal for decorating their space.

Perch Philosopher T-Shirts

See our collection of clever and inspiring t-shirts that capture the playful spirit of perch philosophers.