Perch Philosopher T-Shirts

'Hello. Have you ever thought about your afterlife? I've got some literature I'd like to share with you.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

reincarnated worm...

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

bird interprets modern art

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

You can't get what up

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"My husband is fishing. . ."

Fish Food

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."