Penguin Philosopher T-Shirts

Bring philosophy and humor together with our penguin philosopher T-shirts. Comfortable, playful, and thought-provoking—an ideal way for them to express their unique personality.

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Life isn't just black and white.

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"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

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"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!" mockup

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

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'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.' mockup

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

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"Could I ask just one question?"

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(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?) mockup

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

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"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?" mockup

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

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Pigeon Little

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'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

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'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?' mockup

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

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"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs." mockup

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

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Reverse psychology

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"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?" mockup

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

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'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.' mockup

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

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'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?' mockup

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

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"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses." mockup

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

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Philosopher trading cards.

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'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?' mockup

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

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"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them." mockup

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

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"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?" mockup

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

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"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog." mockup

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

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Young Galileo

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'On Wall Street, both stocks and bonds dropped on news that adversity is good for the soul.'

'On Wall Street, both stocks and bonds dropped on news that adversity is good for the soul.' mockup

'On Wall Street, both stocks and bonds dropped on news that adversity is good for the soul.'

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'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.' mockup

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

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"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs." mockup

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

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'He's into Proust as only a child can be.'

'He's into Proust as only a child can be.' mockup

'He's into Proust as only a child can be.'

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Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham' mockup

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

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"It's one thing for the National Commission to comment on the quality of teaching in our schools. It's another thing entirely for you to stand up and call Mr. Costello a yo-yo."

"It's one thing for the National Commission to comment on the quality of teaching in our schools. It's another thing entirely for you to stand up and call Mr. Costello a yo-yo."

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'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?' mockup

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

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Penguin Philosopher T-Shirts Collection

Penguin Philosopher Mugs

Discover more witty and whimsical gifts for penguin philosophers on our mugs collection page—perfect for their morning brew!

Penguin Philosopher Pillows

Add a cozy, clever touch to their home with our penguin philosopher pillows. Check out our collection for more charming and witty options.

Penguin Philosopher Prints

Bring some icy wisdom into their space with our penguin philosopher prints. Explore the collection for more inspiring decor with a witty twist.