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Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

Penguin

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

A Symphony of Penguins

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Polar bear bowling alley

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Have you seen my dad?"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Penguin

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

"Conversation - what a concept!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'