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Importance: Calls I Need To Make/Texts I Need To Respond To/Penguins I Need To Draw.

A Symphony of Penguins

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Polar bear bowling alley

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Have you seen my dad?"

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

Ice shelfie.

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Dolores is so avant garde.

Teddy and friends.

Penguin

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'