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A Symphony of Penguins

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Ice shelfie.

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Penguin

Teddy and friends.

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'